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Halloween Half-Pagers: Zombie Days

Halloween Half-Pagers Zombie Days

I have been dead five days now, but I still wander the earth, that is if you can call shambling wandering. Being dead and buried wasn’t enough for me, just a day after my funeral I dug myself up and started my quest for human flesh. I am a zombie now, one of the many infected, stumbling around the countryside looking for food. I can’t figure out why I am always hungry, a dead body can’t starve. That’s the problem with having a rotting brain, you can’t really question your actions. Then one morning in one of my daytime shambles I stumbled into a pool, sank to the bottom and got stuck on the pool vacuum hose. Having not much of a brain left I couldn’t get myself loose, so I would just stand there underwater clawing up at the sun waiting for some unfortunate swimmer to be my victim. I was hungry after all. Eventually it didn’t really matter as what was left of my brain rotted away, I didn’t have to think anymore…

….John Kohlbrenner……