The Ultimate Halloween Adventure

A Halloween that Wouldn’t Die

I consider myself a very upfront sort of guy,

When I wish for a Halloween that wouldn’t die.

All through November and even well into December,

I would think of all the great treating that I could remember.

Why should Halloween end I would ponder silently,

The year is not over, it shouldn’t stop, I’d cry defiantly!

We need to celebrate the holiday now on every day of the year,

Even though wearing a costume constantly would be met with fear.

To make one’s house always haunted,

Would leave one to be constantly taunted.

You can lock me up in an asylum if you think me obscene,

For every day now I will always shout… “Happy Halloween!”

by John Kohlbrenner