There were visitors at my window making such a noise,
Creepy looking fellows comprising of both girls and boys.
They were causing such mayhem outside I didn’t know what to do,
Their monstrous activities were something I would never pursue.
After terrorizing the neighborhood they waited on my lawn,
Scared I hid in my house hoping they would leave by dawn.
Peeking out of my window I then noticed something very odd,
They weren’t children in costumes but monsters fanged and clawed.
I knew I was in trouble my house was no protection for me,
When they rang the doorbell I had to answer you see.
So I opened the door and faced them showing no fear,
Smiling bravely I then offered them a cold beer.
They were actually children in costumes, for it was Halloween after all,
And giving alcohol to minors was soon to be my terrible downfall.