Old Ugly Face was not a pretty sight,
Her gapping smile always caused a fright.
Her skin was a rotten shade of green,
Her terrible complexion was quite obscene.
She had dead yellow eyes and almost no nose,
With an appearance that even a saint would oppose.
She often said her beauty was really on the inside,
She’ll swallow you whole to show you she hasn’t lied.
So when her mouth opens into a great gapping maw,
Trying to prove her theory you’ll see there’s a bit of a flaw.